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Jeremy Sheer - Trigger Warning

Jeremy Sheer is North-East Ohio's filthiest comic. Sheer's vile and twisted sense of humor is matched only by his authenticity and dark charm. His mother, daughter, drugs, alcohol, sex, jail, and judaism are all disgusting ammunition; and Sheer's finger is on the trigger. You've been warned!

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Gangrene: The Dink Documentary

In the summer of 1992, a fledgling band called DINK first broke on the Ohio scene. They drew a great deal of attention, attracting scores of fans. They were eventually offered a record deal by Capitol Records, only to have their destructive tendencies blow the deal and cost them everything. A psychedelic documentary, told in true Slow Mutant style.

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MANTUA: Black, Green, and Red

The first feature length film production by The Slow Mutants, starring Mike Akers, Anthony Savatt, Lauren Ashley Carter, Vel Ayasha, Hank Fiorini, Bayu Widyatmoko and Kelsey Bowman. A bizarre tale of wanton insanity, murder, and over the top but oh so good and cheesey action. A must have for the true B-Horror/B-Comedy fan.

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The Wednesday Children, directed by Professor Bob West

Who is Mr. Fenton and what does he want from a small-town boy in a grown-up world? Direct Robert D. West presents a sunlit horror film from 1973. Digitally remastered from the sole surviving 16mm print; and for the first time with director's commentary!

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Mike Bowser - Tap Dancer

It's high noon at The Stone Tavern, and Mike Bowser has besmirched us all. WE DEMAND SATISFACTION! But we may never receive it. He has decided to hang up his comedy hat for the last time. He's retiring...or is he? Does Mike Bowser truly find a needle in a haystack? What are his views on Old McDonald's farming practices? How does he like his women, exactly? Will he ever recover from his degenerative colon failure? Does he really suffer from PTSD? Find out all this and more as you slowly slip into the nueroses of Tap Dancer.

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Frank Bochard - The Rest Is Very Boring

Frank Bochard died at the rock n' roll age of 27. But before he died, he lived. He lived crazy and creative and depraved. Producers Jorge Delarosa and Colby Grimes would like to take credit for the making of this film, but the best parts were made by Frank himself. The rest, quite frankly, IS VERY BORING! 2013/UNRATED/84 min.

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Anthony Savatt - Everyone's Gay But Me

Is Anthony Savatt the only straight man left in the world? Based on his love of phallic imagery and Italian heritage, yes. Truth be told, the only way to find out for sure is to listen to his stand-up comedy album. The answer is cleverly hidden when he says "and there I was blowing a dude in the woman's room, and we're not supposed to be in there." No homo, obviously, or obviously not?

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The Slow Mutants T-Shirt

Be the envy of your whole town! Know that when people see you walking down the street, they'll know that you "are a member of the cult of the Slow Mutants", and that you will "die with those words escaping your breath." Or alternatively, just enjoy wearing a cool shirt! Join the cult now, by letting one of our famous T-Shirts graft itself to your skin!

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